I Spit Chum
By Metal Parodies ยท Death Metal
Crustacean Corpse returns with another explosive track called "I Spit Chum". Critics are calling the song "a culinary crime scene"..
"I SPIT CHUM"
By Crustacean Corpse feat Plankton
[Intro]
PEOPLE OF BIKINI BOTTOM
COME AND TASTE,
MY CHUUUUUMMMM!!!
[Verse 1]
TINY TYRANT!
CYCLOPEAN FREAK!
SECRET FORMULA!
THE PRIZE I SEEK!
YEARS OF SCHEMING!
YEARS OF DISGRACE!
A SINGLE EYEBALL!
A HATE-FILLED FACE!
ROTTING FISH PARTS!
IN A RUSTED BUCKET!
WHO WOULD EAT
A THING LIKE THAT?!
[Pre-Chorus]
THE CHUM IS ROTTEN!
THE CHUM IS RANK!
THE OCEAN'S MOST
DESPISED FOOD BANK!
(Chorus)
I SPIT CHUM!
THE TASTE OF FAILURE!
I SPIT CHUM!
THE FLAVOR OF HATRED!
LET THE CHUM FLOOD!
[Verse 2 ]
MY DARLING KAREN!
ACTIVATE THE MACHINE!
CALCULATE MY
PATHOLOGICAL SCHEME!
ROBOT WIFE!
COLD METAL BRAIN!
SHE'S HEARD THIS PLAN
AGAIN AND AGAIN!
TRASH FOR BREAKFAST!
CHUM FOR DINNER!
AND ZERO CUSTOMERS
IN THE EMPTY DINER
(Pre-Chorus)
THE CHUM IS ROTTEN!
THE CHUM IS RANK!
THE OCEAN'S MOST
DESPISED FOOD BANK!
(Chorus)
I SPIT CHUM!
A MOUTHFUL OF FAILURE!
I SPIT CHUM!
THE FLAVOR OF HATRED!
LET THE CHUM FLOOD!
[Bridge]
ONE EYE...
ONE DREAM...
ZERO CUSTOMERS...
ZERO SELF-ESTEEM...
THE CHUM BUCKET ROTS!
THE PRESSURE BUILDS!
DROWNED IN THE FILTH
OF MY CULINARY DEBRIS!
[Karen]
"Sheldon, we're closed."
CLOSED?!
NO! I OWN THIS FILTH!
[Guitar Solo]
(Breakdown)
WHO OWNS THE BUCKET?!
I DO!
WHO EATS THE CHUM?!
THE CUSTOMERS DON'T!
WHO SPITS THE CHUM?!
I SPIT CHUM!
[Final Chorus]
I SPIT CHUM!
I SPIT CHUM!
I SPIT CHUM!
THE NEW CYCLOPS RISES!
[Outro]
[Karen]
"Still no customers, Sheldon."
About Death Metal
Brutally heavy metal featuring guttural vocals, complex technical riffs, and themes of death and darkness, known for its uncompromising intensity and musicianship. Bands include: Death, Cannibal Corpse, Morbid Angel