Weedkiller
By Metal Parodies ยท Metal
Here is my take of "Painkiller" by Judas Priest, if it was written by a gardener.
WEEDKILLER
by Judas Pruner
[Verse 1]
Faster than a lawnmower
Terrifying blades
Enraged and full of herbicide
The garden he invades
Running on petrol
Exhaling sulfur and oil
Bringing toxic judgment to the soil
He....is...the....Weedkiller
This is....the Weedkiller
[Verse 2]
Dandelions slaughtered
Clovers wither away
A massacre beside the shed
Vain you scream and pray
Chemical trails across the lawn
Emerald clouds of green
Erasing all that grows unseen.
He....is...the....Weedkiller
This is....the Weedkiller
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
[Guitar solo 1.]
[Breakdown]
Chrome plated terror!
Faster than a laser blade.
Judgment by the herbicide..
Brighter than the morning sun
[Guitar solo 2.]
[Verse III]
Deadly engine of weed control
Forever free and brave
Nevermore encaptured
Poison ivy's sent to its grave
Cleaning the backyard
Always returns from shed
When the gardens are overgrown
He....is...the....Weedkiller
This is....the Weedkiller
[Epic guitar solo]
[Bridge/Outro Section]
Blades of steel, WEEDKILLER! (Weedkiller!)
Spinning wheels, WEEDKILLER! (Weedkiller!)
Slaying the weeds! (Slaying the weeds!)
In the name of the lawn! (In the name of the lawn!)
WHO CALLS...?
THE WEEDKILLER!!
He is the Weedkiller (killer)
This is the Weedkiller (killer)
He is the Weedkiller (killer)
This is the Weedkiller (killer)
Weed, weed, killer, killer
Weed, weed, killer, killer
Can't stop the Weedkiller
Kill alll the Weeds (Kill all the weeds!)
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
About Metal
The foundational heavy metal genre, characterized by distorted guitars, powerful vocals, and themes of rebellion and strength, encompassing all core metal aesthetics. Bands include: Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest