Hammer Smashed Shell
By Metal Parodies · Death Metal
New Abyssal Banger, Bikini Bottom version of Cannibal Corpse..🤘💀
Crustacean Corpse
"Hammer Smashed Shell"
Beneath the reef
Where greed festers
I feel like smashing you
We can't hold it back
No more Mr. KRABSSS!
YOUR FINAL AUDIT BEGINS!
[Verse 1]
PINEAPPLE TOMB!
A YELLOW ABOMINATION!
POROUS FLESH!
MARINE DEGENERATION!
LAUGHTER ROTS
IN THE ABYSSAL GLOOM
A SPONGE GONE RANCID!
THE FRY COOK OF DOOM!
[Chorus]
Brutality is my new appetite
Welcome to the benthic hell!
Sledgehammer instead of Spatula
As it pounds down on your shell
[Verse 2]
Cephalopod fury — Eighth legs writhing
Squidward's Clarinet —Broken and buried!
TENTACLES TWIST IN DISSONANT RAGE!
THE BLUE DEMON ESCAPES HIS CAGE!
SPONGEBOB AND SQUID! THE UNHOLY DUO!
TWO ABERRATIONS IN A VIOLENT SHOW!
NO MORE ORDERS! NO MORE PAYDAY!
THE PATTY EMPIRE IS WASHED AWAY!
[Chorus]
Brutality is my new appetite
Welcome to the benthic hell!
Sledgehammer instead of Spatula
As it pounds down on your shell
[Bridge]
Violence deep below...
Crack the carapace!
Hear the last scream...
As his shell split in half
Greed shattered... on the ocean floor...
Spongy death, mindless violence
No more spatula... only the hammer...
Only amber blood, and silence.
[Guitar Solo]
Bloody coins!
Bloody coins!
THEY GLITTER IN THE SAND!
"ME MONEY!"
"ME FORMULA!"
"ME PRECIOUS SHELL!"
ALL THREE DESCEND NOW INTO HELL!
[Breakdown]
WHO OWNS THE OCEAN?!
NO ONE!
WHO OWNS THE PATTY?!
NO ONE!
WHO OWNS OUR LIFE?!
NO ONE!
NOT EVEN YOU,
Mr. KRABSSSS!
[Final Chorus]
Brutality is my new appetite
Welcome to the benthic hell!
Sledgehammer instead of Spatula
As it pounds down on your shell
[Outro]
SHATTER THE SHELL!
SHATTER THE SHELL!
SHATTER THE SHELL!
NO MORE MONEY!
NO MORE KRABS!
About Death Metal
Brutally heavy metal featuring guttural vocals, complex technical riffs, and themes of death and darkness, known for its uncompromising intensity and musicianship. Bands include: Death, Cannibal Corpse, Morbid Angel