Rock Bottom Dumpster Feast
By Metal Parodies · Death Metal
Patrick is the most enthusiastic and least hygienic death-metal frontman in Bikini Bottom. Now Patrick has gone from missing the bus to suffering a full-blown gastrointestinal apocalypse! A song from the album "Eaten Back To Indigestion."
"ROCK BOTTOM DUMPSTER FEAST"💀🗑️
Crustacean Corpse
[Verse 1]
The bus is gone. I am stuck down here
But look! A buffet is waiting for me!
In the alley of Rock Bottom, deep below..
I find a giant dumpster where the bottom feeders go!
I lift up the lid, and I smell the putrid air
A dumpster feast! A banquet there..
Banana peels and a pack of stray snails
Half-eaten fish and rotten sandwiches
[Chorus]
Hunger is the only way to avoid being bored!
Dumpsters coming alive with discarded food!
Garbage in my mouth! I swallow the filth!
Psychotic hunger! Eating like a seahorse!
Contaminated garbage filling my stomach!
Sickening indigestion, torturing me!
ROCK BOTTOM! DUMPSTER FEAST!
[Verse 2]
Disgusting feast! A scavenger I've become!
Surrounded by filth, yet still I crave some more!
My swollen stomach screams that I am full,
But hunger drags me deeper into the dumpster hole!
Hunger grows — not nutritional, but instinctual!
Rotten garbage is the only thing I crave!
My mind decays, a grotesque metamorphosis,
Digging through the filth, devouring all I find!
Degenerate! A slave to my addiction!
Insatiable cravings growing with each bite!
Seeking rotten scraps to satisfy my hunger!
Cannibal? NO! SCAVENGER!
WHAT'S HAPPENED TO MY BRAIN?!
[Verse 3]
Feast on the peels! Suck out the juice!
Moldy slime is dripping from the refuse!
Chew on the bones! Drink from the can!
The vile stench only makes me a bigger fan!
[Breakdown]
“I THINK... I'M GONNA... BE SICK!”
[Verse 4]
In through the mouth! Down to the gut!
My brain has turned to rotten sludge!
A violent surge! My stomach starts to swell!
Another bite! I'm feeling sick as hell!
[Refrain]
I CRAVE TRASH!
I'LL EAT YOUR GARBAGE!
[Verse 5]
I love trash! The filth drives me nuts!
I drink the sludge and swallow fish guts!
Old socks and seaweed! A putrid snack!
Twist the lid! Hear the metal crack!
[Chorus]
Hunger is the only way to avoid being bored!
Dumpsters coming alive with discarded food!
Garbage in my mouth! I swallow the filth!
Psychotic hunger! Eating like a seahorse!
Contaminated garbage filling my stomach!
Sickening indigestion, torturing me!
ROCK BOTTOM! DUMPSTER FEAST!
[Bridge]
Trash I want to eat! Slime I want to suck!
Old fish guts! The rest I'll chuck!
Crushed cans and rotten shells!
My swollen stomach feels like hell!
I CRAVE TRASH!
I'LL EAT YOUR GARBAGE!
[Outro]
"...Who wants seconds?"
About Death Metal
Brutally heavy metal featuring guttural vocals, complex technical riffs, and themes of death and darkness, known for its uncompromising intensity and musicianship. Bands include: Death, Cannibal Corpse, Morbid Angel