Reclaiming the Lawn
By Metal Parodies ยท Metal
Now the Weedkiller trilogy is complete:
1. WEEDKILLER - The crusade begins
2. YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER WEED COMING - The weeds rise up..
3. RECLAIMING THE LAWN - The heavy metal arborist's ultimate victory. Another headbanging gardener anthem.
"RECLAIMING THE LAWN"
by Judas Pruner
Yeeeeeeaaaaaah!
[Verse I]
I was raised on manicured grass
In a kingdom of perfect green
But the dandelions rose too fast
Now it's a war zone to be cleared
I can't take these weeds crawling
Dandelion spreading like a plague
It's time to kick down the garden gate
Then spin the mower's blade!
[Pre-Chorus]
You don't know what it's like
When the weeds begin to rise
You don't know what it's like
When the garden gets wild!
[Chorus]
RECLAIMING THE LAWN!
RECLAIMING THE LAWN!
RECLAIMING THE LAWN!
RECLAIMING THE LAWN!
[Verse 2]
The roses can keep their flowers
The hedges can grow wild
I'm not here to prune begonias
I'm here for groundskeeping
My neighbor came complaining
Said my grass was far too high
So I fired up the engine
And I watched the crabgrass die!
[Pre-Chorus]
You don't know what it's like
When the weeds rule your yard!
You don't know what it's like
When the mower's engine roars!
[Chorus]
RECLAIMING THE LAWN!
RECLAIMING THE LAWN!
RECLAIMING THE LAWN!
RECLAIMING THE LAWN!
[Bridge]]
CLEAR THE YARD!
CLEAR THE YARD!
NO WEEDS!
NO FLOWERS!
NO MERCY!
[Final Chorus]
RECLAIMING THE LAWN!
RECLAIMING THE LAWN!
RECLAIMING THE LAWN!
RECLAIMING THE LAWN!
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
RECLAIMING the lawn! (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)
Reclaiming the lawn! (Watch the daisies fall down!)
Taking back the lawn!
THE LAWN IS MINE!
About Metal
The foundational heavy metal genre, characterized by distorted guitars, powerful vocals, and themes of rebellion and strength, encompassing all core metal aesthetics. Bands include: Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest