Fish Hooker Anatomy

By Metal Parodies · Death Metal

CRUSTACEAN CORPSE STRIKES AGAIN!💀🔥

It's the prequel of Hammer Smashed Shell.

1. Fish Hooker Anatomy — SpongeBob and Squidward discover that Mr. Krabs spends a fortune at The Rusty Reel while paying his employees next to nothing.

2. Hammer Smashed Shell — Then the furious employees confront Mr. Krabs at the Krusty Krab. And the hammer replaces the spatula!

Mr. Krabs's downfall isn't caused by a grand conspiracy, Plankton's inventions, or a rival restaurant.

It's caused by a nightclub worker casually mentioning that he's a generous tipper.

One innocent conversation. Two furious employees. Two enormous hammers.

CRUSTACEAN CORPSE

"FISH HOOKER ANATOMY"

[INTRO]

SQUIDWARD:

"Tonight, we shall explore the moral bankruptcy of contemporary aquatic civilization."

SPONGEBOB:

ROCK BOTTOM!

THREE A.M.!

THE OCEAN HAS NO SHAME!

FIIIIISH HOOOOOKER ANATOMYYYY!

[VERSE 1]

Down in Rock Bottom, where the neon bleeds!

Rusty Reel lights and desperate needs!

Cheap perfume and organized crime!

Fishnet stockings and aquatic slime!

Shady deals in the underworld!

"FIFTY CLAMS AN HOUR!" — screams a flounder!

[PRE-CHORUS]

MORAL DECAY! And AQUATIC SIN!

SEDUCTION! Corruption in The Rusty Reel

[CHORUS]

FISH! HOOKER! ANATOMY!

A BROTHEL BENEATH THE SEA!

FISH! HOOKER! ANATOMY!

NEON-LIT HYPOCRISY!

FISH! HOOKER! ANATOMY!

THE DEATH OF AQUATIC DECENCY!

FISH! HOOKER! ANATOMY!

WELCOME TO ROCK BOTTOM SOCIETY!

[VERSE 2]

Patrick wanders through the neon haze,

Searching for hooks in the darkened maze.

A glamorous grouper takes his hand,

Says, "Honey, you don't understand!"

Patrick smiles, completely unaware,

And pulls a fishing worm out of his underwear!

[PRE-CHORUS]

MORAL DECAY! And AQUATIC SIN!

SEDUCTION! Corruption in The Rusty Reel

[CHORUS]

FISH! HOOKER! ANATOMY!

A BROTHEL BENEATH THE SEA!

FISH! HOOKER! ANATOMY!

NEON-LIT HYPOCRISY!

FISH! HOOKER! ANATOMY!

THE DEATH OF AQUATIC DECENCY!

FISH! HOOKER! ANATOMY!

WELCOME TO ROCK BOTTOM SOCIETY!

[SHORT SPOKEN BREAK]

SQUIDWARD:

"Observe the commodification of intimacy in a post-industrial aquatic wasteland."

SPONGEBOB:

"SQUIDWARD! JUST PLAY THE DAMN BASS!"

[INTERLUDE]

FISH HOOKER:

"Oh, you boys work at the Krusty Krab?

That old crab comes here every Friday!

Such a generous gentleman..

Last night he tipped me FIVE HUNDRED CLAMS!"

SPONGEBOB:

WAIT!! WHAT?

"FIVE HUNDRED CLAAAAAMS?!"

[FINAL VERSE]

GREASE ON MY HANDS!

ASHES IN MY SOUL!

A LIFETIME AT THE GRILL!

AND NOTHING TO SHOW!

HE COUNTS EVERY PENNY!

HE COUNTS EVERY DIME!

BUT THROWS AWAY A FORTUNE

ON HIS OWN PLEASURE TIME!

[OUTRO — Guitars Growing Louder / Double-Kick Building]

THE SPATULA... IS A SHACKLE!

THE GRILL... IS A CAGE!

"Squidward...""Where's the hammer?"

About Death Metal

Brutally heavy metal featuring guttural vocals, complex technical riffs, and themes of death and darkness, known for its uncompromising intensity and musicianship. Bands include: Death, Cannibal Corpse, Morbid Angel

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