Iron Mittens

An Iron Maiden parody band..

The lineup:

Bruce Scratchingson — vocals, wakes the neighborhood at 4:37 AM.

Dave Purray — lead guitar, shreds the sofa.

Adrian Smithereens — rhythm guitar, specializes in knocking glasses off tables.

Janick Purrs — performs wild stage antics and accidentally launches himself into the curtains.

Steve Hairis — bass, responsible for the legendary galloping purr-rhythm.

Nicko MeowBrain — drums, plays exclusively by sprinting across the kit at 3 AM.

And of course their mascot: Eddie the Monster Paw. A skeletal undead tabby who has waited 7,000 years for the sacred can opener to sound.

Albums

• Greatest Hiss.. The Best Of Iron Mittens

Tracks by Iron Mittens

• Kittens...Behind You by Iron Mittens
• The Loneliness of the Long-Haired Tuxedo by Iron Mittens
• The Book of Furs by Iron Mittens
• Hallowed Be Thy Nap by Iron Mittens
• The Curse of the Ancient Tuna by Iron Mittens
• Bathtub Life by Iron Mittens
• Prowlerslave by Iron Mittens
• Two Minutes Before Cat Fight by Iron Mittens
• Can I Play With Catnip? by Iron Mittens
• The Number of the Kitty by Iron Mittens
• Run to the Fridge by Iron Mittens
• Seventh Heir of the Seventh Stud by Iron Mittens
• Fear of the Vet by Iron Mittens
• Running Stray by Iron Mittens
• Purrgatory by Iron Mittens
• The Whiskas Man by Iron Mittens