The Whiskas Man
By Iron Mittens · Metal · From the album Greatest Hiss.. The Best Of Iron Mittens
The cat version of "The Wicker Man".
The first Iron Mittens song.
"The Whiskas Man"
A song by Iron Mittens
[Verse I.]
Hand of fate is moving and the can is in your hand
You walk across the kitchen like the ruler of the land
Your fingers start to twitch and you reach for the lid
The secrets of the pantry can no longer be hid!
[Pre-Chorus]
You watch the bowl is empty every single night
Dreaming of the tuna in the morning light
Say goodbye to the kibble and say goodbye to the dry
Hello to the gravy and the wet food in your eye!
[Refrain]
The bowl must fill!
The bowl must fill!
The bowl must fill!
The bowl must fill!
[Verse II]
The Whiskas Man is sleeping, he won't hear your hungry cry
You paw at his shoulder and you stare him in the eye
Nothing you can contemplate will stop the tummy ache
Every second is a test, how much can a feline take?
[Pre-Chorus]
You watch the bowl is empty every single night
Dreaming of the tuna in the morning light
Say goodbye to the kibble and say goodbye to the dry
Hello to the gravy and the wet food in your eye!
[Refrain]
The bowl must fill!
The bowl must fill!
The bowl must fill!
The bowl must fill!
[Verse III.]
The Whiskas Man awakens with a startled, weary groan
He stumbles to the cupboard while I supervise the throne
The sacred tab is opened and the fragrance fills the air
A king receives his tribute, as was always only fair!
[Pre-Chorus]
No more empty sorrow and no more tragic cries
The salmon of tomorrow is appearing before my eyes
Farewell to desperation, farewell to feline pain
Until approximately twenty-seven minutes later, once again!
[Refrain]
The bowl must fill!
The bowl must fill!
The bowl must fill!
The bowl must fill!
The bowl must fill!
The bowl must fill!
The bowl must fill!
The bowl must fill!
[Crowd Chant]
Meoow-oh, oh-oh
Meoow-oh, oh-oh
Meoow-oh, oh-oh
Meoow-oh, oh-oh
Meoow-oh, oh-oh
Meoow-oh, oh-oh
Meooow-oh, oh-oh
Meoow-oh, oh-oh
Meooow-oh, oh-oh
Meoow-oh, oh-oh
Meoow-oh, oh-oh
Meooow-oh, oh-oh
Meoow-oh, oh-oh
Meooow-oh, oh-oh
Meoow-oh, oh-oh
Meooow-oh, oh-oh
About Metal
The foundational heavy metal genre, characterized by distorted guitars, powerful vocals, and themes of rebellion and strength, encompassing all core metal aesthetics. Bands include: Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest
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