The Number of the Kitty

By Iron Mittens · Metal · From the album Greatest Hiss.. The Best Of Iron Mittens

It's time to dial the Number Of The Kitty...the erotic cat hotline, but beware of your money..

"Disaster awaits you, oh wallet and phone...

For the Kitty sends forth her purr with wrath,

Because she knows the minutes are few.

Let him who hath a credit card

Dial the Number of the Kitty,

For it is a feline number...

Its number is...

666... MEEEEEOOOOWWWW!!"

About Metal

The foundational heavy metal genre, characterized by distorted guitars, powerful vocals, and themes of rebellion and strength, encompassing all core metal aesthetics. Bands include: Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest

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