Master of Puppies
By Muttallica · Thrash Metal
MUTTALLICA - Master Of Puppies🤘🐶
Lore: Same universe as Iron Mittens. Muttallica and Iron Mittens are rival bands. Cats vs Dogs. The eternal war. Muttallica's frontman, James Herbfield is a golden retriever, who is trying to control all puppies with treats and commands.
The Muttallica Philosophy:
"Order through Discipline." James Herbfield believes that through strict training, vigorous play, and a reward based economy, all puppies can be united into one unstoppable, wagging legion.
Label: Feral Bark Records / Bonehead Entertainment
Engineered at: Metal Dog Studios (Soundproofed with extra thick chew toys.)
Special Thanks to: The Good Boys™ Association and the local Squeaky Toy Syndicate.
"No puppies were harmed during the recording, only mildly spoiled."
[Verse 1]
End of nap time play, put that bone away
I'm your source of self-discipline
Paws begin to shake beneath my strict command
Earn your treats and don’t whine!
[Pre Chorus]
Look at me, you will see
The motivation you need
'Cause I'm Dedicated to
How I'm training you!
Run the tracks faster!
Follow your master!
Wag your tail faster!
Follow your master, MASTER!
[Chorus]
I'm the MASTER OF PUPPIES, I'm pulling your leashes!
Twisting your minds with my squeaky toys!
Blinded by treats, you can't see a thing!
Just bark my name 'cause I want you to sing:
MASTER, MASTER!
Just bark my name 'cause I want you to sing:
MASTER, MASTER!!!!
[Verse 2]
Happy walks are over, never disobey
Life of naps becoming shorter
Squeaky toy monopoly, ritual mastery
Chew your food to be stronger!
[Pre Chorus]
Look at me, you will see
The motivation you need
'Cause I'm Dedicated to
How I'm training you!
Run the tracks faster!
Follow your master!
Wag your tail faster!
Follow your master, MASTER!
[Chorus]
I'm the MASTER OF PUPPIES, I'm pulling your leashes!
Twisting your minds with my squeaky toys!
Blinded by treats, you can't see a thing!
Just bark my name 'cause I want you to sing:
MASTER, MASTER!
Just bark my name 'cause I want you to sing:
MASTER, MASTER!!!!
[Guitar Solo 1]
[Bridge]
MASTER, MASTER!
MASTER, MASTER!
Where's the treats that I've been after?
MASTER, MASTER!
All I get is belly rub and roaring laughter!
Laughter, laughter!
You promised only lies
This park is a boot camp
Laughter, laughter!
The games were all disguise
[Guitar Solo 2]
[Verse 3]
This adventure park is your training ground,
Learn to follow my commands
After testing your agility on the jumping tracks
There's a paddling pool to relax
I will make you jump!
You will call me Sir!
Stay and roll over!
Who's a good boy? SIT!
[Pre Chorus]
Run the tracks faster!
Follow your master!
Wag your tail faster!
Follow your master, MASTER!
[Outro Chorus]
I'm the MASTER OF PUPPIES, I'm pulling your leashes!
Twisting your minds with my squeaky toys!
Blinded by treats, you can't see a thing!
Just bark my name 'cause I want you to sing:
MASTER, MASTER!
Just bark my name 'cause I want you to sing:
MASTER, MASTER!!!!
WHO'S THE GOOD BOY?!
...SIT!
About Thrash Metal
Fast, aggressive metal emphasizing rapid-fire riffing, intense drumming, and punk-influenced energy, pioneered in the 1980s as extreme metal's velocity standard. Bands include: Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth