...And Treats for All
By Muttallica · Thrash Metal
A Muttallica song about selfish dog owners.
"...And Treats For All"
[Verse 1]
Kitchen floor .... gleams clean
I hear the bag.... I’m watching!
Footsteps pass... they fade away
The bowl is empty.... Day by day
The biscuit jar... is calling me
High on the shelf... taunting me
You eat in warmth... while I lie still
This is the law... you made for me
[Pre-Chorus]
My stomach burns with gluttony!
Why do you treat me like an enemy?!
I can’t believe the lies you say!
Why it has to be this way!
Why always the empty bowl!
Nothing left for me but howl!
[Chorus]
TREATS ARE LOST!
TREATS ARE GONE!
GIVE ME THAT BONE!
I WANT TREATS NOW!
JUSTICE FOR DOGS!
WINNING IS ALL
I SEEK NO SCRAPS!
BEGGING’S OVER!
SO TRUE!
SO REAL!
[Verse 2.]
Apathy wears... a friendly face
Cold indifference... in love's place
I'm so tired, who are you deceiving?
Your selfishness is really disappointing
I tear through... the pantry door
with a starving mind... I pace the hall
And treats for all... but none for me
Through my eyes...the hunger screams
[Chorus]
TREATS ARE LOST!
TREATS ARE GONE!
GIVE ME THAT BONE!
I WANT TREATS NOW!
JUSTICE FOR DOGS!
WINNING IS ALL
I SEEK NO SCRAPS!
BEGGING’S OVER!
SO TRUE!
SO REAL!
[Bridge.]
WHY...HAS THE HUMAN HAND DENIED KINDNESS?!
BISCUIT ASSASSIN... STRIKES AGAIN!
Crinkling bags conceal your treats
Now I’m betrayed!
Empty fingers, empty palms
Leave me enraged!
WHERE IS THE FOOD?!
I CANNOT TELL...
I CANNOT FEEL!
[Guitar Solo 1.]
[Final Chorus]
TREATS ARE LOST!
TREATS ARE GONE!
GIVE ME THAT BONE!
I WANT TREATS NOW!
JUSTICE FOR DOGS!
WINNING IS ALL
I SEEK NO SCRAPS!
BEGGING’S OVER!
SO TRUE!
SO REAL!
[Guitar Solo 2]
[Outro:]
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!
SEEKING NO SCRAPS!
BEGGING’S OVER!
SO TRUE!
SO REAL!
JUSTICE... FOR ALL OF MY KIN!
About Thrash Metal
Fast, aggressive metal emphasizing rapid-fire riffing, intense drumming, and punk-influenced energy, pioneered in the 1980s as extreme metal's velocity standard. Bands include: Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth