The 666 Customer Service Line
By SinKane · Groove Metal
A heavy groove-metal satire about the worst phone call of your life.
“The 666 Customer Service Line” is a rowdy, riff-driven metal comedy about being trapped on hold with a customer support hotline straight from the underworld.
Chains clank, demons sigh, and the endless loop of “HOLD! PLEASE!” becomes a battle cry of the damned.
It’s loud, stupid, furious, and painfully relatable — every call you’ve ever made to tech support, but with hellfire, molten phones, and riffs thick enough to melt your router (or… row-ter 😈).
A chaotic tribute to bureaucracy, misery, and the eternal wait times that break even the strongest souls.
If you’ve ever screamed at a robot menu or questioned your sanity while waiting for an agent… this song is your anthem.
About Groove Metal
Heavy, syncopated metal designed for headbanging with infectious rhythms, powerful grooves, and straightforward yet devastating riff work that emphasizes feel over complexity. Bands include: Pantera, Lamb of God, Machine Head